January 2011
New Year, thought it was fitting.
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According to Urban Dictionary
New Year’s Resolution- The things you promise your self you will do over the year, but quit after the first 2 weeks.
New Year’s Heaves- To “throw up” multiple times on New Year’s Eve, typically caused from excessive drinking after the realization that it was yet another sucky year of life.
December 2010
Day 1= Relationship
So I’m single. It’s ok, but I am honestly ready to try again. Just waiting for the right girl to come along, as cheesy as that is. I guess we can re-classify me under-
“Single and looking.”
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Depressed
(Verb) being hollow and alone, believing that you are alone.
Listen
My grandma fell asleep on our so couch. Of course we proceeded to place empty beers around her and take a picture. My mom’s idea. I love my family.
Listening to Music
Simon and Garfunkel, Springsteen, Sinatra, Billy Joel, the Doors.
Oh yeah, those are records. I own a Record Player.
STILL IN SHOCK
Is it strange?
That I still can’t sleep on Christmas Eve and wait around for the Polar Express to pick me up? Admit that would be pretty awesome.
Christmas Eve
Pajama Pants (All Day), Ukulele, Mexican Food, 30 Rock Season 2, Tumblr instead of sleeping, That 70’s Show Christmas Special.
Great. Day.
Last Night
I did the following;
1. Fell off a building
2. Won some sort of award that was presented by James Franco and Olivia Wilde
3. Met a girl in a church
4. Ran away from a preacher type character
5. Attempted to kiss the girl
6. WOKE UP.
My dreams are creeping me out.
